Raspberry White Chocolate Cheesecake!
Let's get creatively awkward.
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Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
via perdu-me➜ -
Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
(via luanlegacy)
via naniithran➜ -
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
(via tyleroakley)
via deucebowl➜ -
Gave just enough fucks to put this together.
THAT FUCKING CRAB!!! @_@
This montage is the answer to most shit said to me on a daily basis
via blankmemory➜
